Sammi Samadon Saturday

fffcuk:

my friends aren’t allowed to be friends with each other they can only be friends with me and the only time they can talk to each other is to discuss how much they love me

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

fudgersandlovers:

peppy-mocha:

nigforaday:

I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with 

EXCUSE YOU
WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

EVER

(via peoplemagazine)

best-of-funny:

X

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jonbutter:

“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

(via gnuliet)

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alora-sonntag:

I had this goat named Wendy and she was crazy. I can never tell if she was not photogenic or if she was just so photogenic that’s what it came out looking like.

(via humoristics)

annoyingtwink:

yahoo
yaho
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ho
how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

(via agentharrison)

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(via gnuliet)

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(via castrovulva)

calvincandies:

mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day

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